Tomer Krail
What can be said about Tomer Krail that hasn’t already been stated by an international human rights court?
The erstwhile Jazz musician, composer and yes, lover is known for writing the hit song Quadropede(citation needed) and for being the first Parasocial to wear circular sunglasses out of season.
The following is an account of how Tomer came to be in the socials, it has not been fact checked, but it has been spell checked.
On a radiant morning by the shores of Greenwich, just beneath the Meridian line, an unusual figure emerged from the waves. Brushing off the sand and straightening their attire, this peculiar individual headed straight for Trinity University. Introducing themselves as Tomer Krail, they commenced an impromptu lecture, despite it being before 2 o’clock, the standard student waking hour.
As security attempted to remove this enigmatic stranger, Tomer unveiled a sleek double bass and played a melody so exquisite that the guards, hailing from Dalston, were left pondering its intricacies for days. Seeking a more ambitious musical endeavor, Krail set out to find the most groundbreaking Jazz musician of the era, Dizzee Rascal.
Upon reaching a Dizzee Rascal concert, Tomer soon realized that getting close to the Raskit would prove impossible. Instead, their gaze shifted to an eclectic group of buskers performing outside the venue. The buskers appraised Tomer and, seeing no downside, welcomed them into their ranks. And so, with the addition of Tomer Krail, The Parasocials came to life.
The erstwhile Jazz musician, composer and yes, lover is known for writing the hit song Quadropede(citation needed) and for being the first Parasocial to wear circular sunglasses out of season.
The following is an account of how Tomer came to be in the socials, it has not been fact checked, but it has been spell checked.
On a radiant morning by the shores of Greenwich, just beneath the Meridian line, an unusual figure emerged from the waves. Brushing off the sand and straightening their attire, this peculiar individual headed straight for Trinity University. Introducing themselves as Tomer Krail, they commenced an impromptu lecture, despite it being before 2 o’clock, the standard student waking hour.
As security attempted to remove this enigmatic stranger, Tomer unveiled a sleek double bass and played a melody so exquisite that the guards, hailing from Dalston, were left pondering its intricacies for days. Seeking a more ambitious musical endeavor, Krail set out to find the most groundbreaking Jazz musician of the era, Dizzee Rascal.
Upon reaching a Dizzee Rascal concert, Tomer soon realized that getting close to the Raskit would prove impossible. Instead, their gaze shifted to an eclectic group of buskers performing outside the venue. The buskers appraised Tomer and, seeing no downside, welcomed them into their ranks. And so, with the addition of Tomer Krail, The Parasocials came to life.
